Thursday, April 06, 2006

Immigration laws, read through the end

Heard this on Rush's show today, and thought it was great !

Everybody's making immigration proposals these days. Let me add mine to the mix. Call it The Limbaugh Laws:

First: If you immigrate to our country, you have to speak the native language. You have to be a professional or an investor; no unskilled workers allowed. Also, there will be no special bilingual programs in the schools with the Limbaugh Laws. No special ballots for elections. No government business will be conducted in your language. Foreigners will not have the right to vote — or hold political office.

If you’re in our country, you cannot be a burden to taxpayers. You are not entitled to welfare, food stamps, or other government goodies. You can come if you invest here: an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage. If not, stay home. But if you want to buy land, it'll be restricted. No waterfront, for instance. As a foreigner, you must relinquish individual rights to the property.

And another thing. You don’t have the right to protest. You're allowed no demonstrations, no foreign flag waving, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our President or his policies. You’re a foreigner: shut your mouth or get out! And if you come here illegally, you're going to jail.

You think the Limbaugh Laws are harsh? Well, every one of the laws I just mentioned are actual laws of Mexico today! That’s how the Mexican government handles immigrants to their country. Yet Mexicans come here illegally and protest in our streets! How do you say “double standard” in Spanish? How about:

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I agree with you Wayne

Hope your doing well.

signed

BGM - UNR - DG

Anonymous said...

This is crazy talk. You are a troglodyte.

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Anonymous said...

Open discussion is never crazy and your use of the word troglodyte did not impress me.

As for you Mr. Stankfoot are you trying to bring back the Clinton era.

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