At it again, ACLU targets Santa in class action suit (A little 'tongue in cheek' humor)

Now in the final stages of their plan to ruin all fun, the American Civil Liberties Union has issued several class action lawsuits targeting Santa Claus, whose actual name is Saint Nicholas Cwanzaa.

The ACLU alleges that Claus has violated or abused several provisions of the PATRIOT Act, most notably the sections that only ACLU lawyers have actually read. Accusations of illegal surveillance bordering on voyeurism, watching children as they sleep, are only the beginning of Claus' troubles. read more.....