In the spirit of the Christmas season Christy from Cert Denied offers the suggestion of the following compromises for conservatives and liberals.
1. Christmas trees will be allowed in the lobbies of schools, but only if decorated with garlands of condoms for the children to take.
2. Hark! the Herald Angels Sing will be sung, but all words except for "peace on earth" will be hummed.
3. The nativity will emphasis the acceptance of unwed mothers.
4. The definition of sin will now include not recycling, smoking, non-diversity and wearing fur.
Thursday, December 08, 2005